“The effect of beautiful objects, of variety of objects and especially of brilliance of colour is hardly at all appreciated… I have seen in fevers (and felt, when I was a fever patient myself) the most acute suffering produced from the patient not being able to see out of a window and the knots in […]Read More A picture of health
The patient waiting room can be an insightful area to learn more about how a GP practice or outpatient department work. It also allows an opportunity for members of the clinical team to gain some understanding of the waiting experience from a patient perspective (or perhaps Jerry Seinfeld’s perspective). The waiting room exercise is sometimes […]Read More The waiting room exercise
Age has been clinically proven to be the leading cause of death in developed societies. Medical science has now found a non-surgical answer that has been decades in development. Using cutting-edge techniques, telomerACE acts on the body’s own natural ageing mechanisms to protect against chromosome damage and keeps you staying younger for longer. telomerACE […]Read More telomerACE: A revolutionary non-surgical treatment for ageing
[SIGH/FROWN/ROLLING EYES/SHAKING OF HEAD DISAPPROVINGLY…] “Oh dear, you know your previous doctor should never have allowed things to get this bad. Why weren’t you referred to me sooner? What on earth were they thinking when they prescribed you this medication? They probably didn’t even send you for an x-ray. Did they even go to medical […]Read More Medical jousting and the art of uncourtly clinical criticism: A noble name for an ignoble activity
What would happen if medical science could reanimate the dead? Learning objectives 1. Introduce the fictional character of Herbert West 2. Participate in a thought experiment about resuscitation 3. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn Herbert West-Reanimator is a short story written by H.P. Lovecraft between 1921-1922. Published serially over six episodes in 1985 it […]Read More Herbert West-Reanimator. A promethean figure of disgust or a modern day master of medicine?
As I sit in my consulting room the window blinds are permanently down, both maintaining privacy while blocking out any natural light from the sun. The room is lit with a low energy saving light bulb and the glow of a computer monitor. My eyes are fixed to the screen apart from when I ascend […]Read More Shadows in my surgery and how I consult in Plato’s cave
Wizards aren’t just characters of a mysterious nature sometimes found in Middle-Earth. They are also helpful in depicting the relationship between primary and secondary care doctors. Mathers and Hodkgin wrote such an article in 1989 and there have been a few sequels published since. Although the original paper is nearly 30 years old, it is […]Read More The gatekeeper and the wizard: fan fiction